The impact of artificial virginity kit - Be Virgin
Good day, girls. So far, so good. Whether you’ve recently (or not so recently) lost your hymen, unintentionally ruined it, or left it a tear, we’ve got the product for you. This fantastic artificial virginity kit will restore the little scrap of the membrane that you sorely lack. No, we’re not joking; you can’t make up things this bizarre. In a nutshell, this is a delicate sachet of simulated blood that you inject into your vagina like a diaphragm, and then it dissolves or “tears” during sex. Get some fun! On their website ( Virginitynow.com – yeah, really!), the Australian makers of this little gem of artificial virginity medicine and products pledge to “restore your virginity in five minutes with this innovative technologically sophisticated product.” Kiss your deep dark secret goodbye and marry with assurance.” The Hymen Repair Kit is available in variouscolours, including the fiery ‘Joan of Arc Red’ (pictured) and others such as ‘Dusty Outback Ochre,’ ‘Aeroplane Jelly Ras